Please reference the first entry to Druid & Thief Conquer the World before reading part two. Pikachu had just suggested the pair visit the town of Moldy Bottoms.
Selinde indulged herself in a jaw cracking yawn before answering. “I’m guessing you want more opportunities to practice your purse snatching?”
“Well, I mean there are other things we could do in the town. Maybe a tavern or..”
“I’m kidding! I don’t care what you do, just remember my invisibility wand only has one more charge.”
They walked back to the cabin and Selinde was entertained by Pikachu’s lack of skill with the bow drill. When he wasn’t paying attention she daintily flicked her wrist and a spark appeared to his delight.
I’ll let him have that one. “Your woodcraft is improving. I’m impressed!”
Soon they had a roaring fire and if not for the rumbling in her stomach Selinde would have been fast asleep. “Too bad we didn’t have a chance to hunt. I would die for a nice rabbit stew.”
“I found these! Mushrooms have protein, right?” Pikachu handed Selinde a strange purple mushrooms with a pink spotted cap.
“I haven’t had much training in herb lore but this doesn’t look like any mushroom I’ve ever seen.” She quickly conducted a detect poison spell to see if they were safe. “I don’t know about their nutritional value, but at least they won’t kill us.” She popped a couple in her mouth and was surprised by their sweet taste. “These are actually quite good.”
The mushrooms turned out to have a strange addictive quality and both Selinde and Pikachu ate two fistfuls each. It wasn’t long before both of them were flat on their backs in the cabin staring up at the ceiling into space.
“Pikachu, I feel so strange,” Selinde whisered. “It’s like my entire body is on fire from my toes to the top of my head.” She rolled on her side to look at him. His eyes were so bright blue they seemed to glow. Had they always been so captivating. Must be the elf in him.
Pikachu also felt strange. “Selinde,” he whispered. “Where are you?” His vision had clouded with twirling, pulsing light.
“I’m here, Pikachu. I’m waiting for you.”
She stood on the other side of the fire, her skin aglow in its golden reflection. Her eyes sparkled like emeralds.
“I’ve been waiting for you for so long,” she breathed.
Pikachus stomach dropped.”Whhaaaaaaaatt???” he croaked.
She stretched out her arms to him. ”Come to me.”
Without thinking, he leapt at her, but landed in the fire. But even third degree burns couldn’t stop the throbbing passion he felt surging beneath his trousers. After putting out the actual fire on him, he turned his inner fire to her.
“Selinde,” he moaned, while caressing her skin. It was rougher than he thought it would be, like bark.
“Enough stalling, Pik. I want you.” She went to undo his trousers.
“I just, um, I mean I might not be as big as…” he cringed as he tried to warn her about the abysmal size of his penis. Sex had evaded him too many times because of it. The women just simply couldn’t seem to continue while laughing so hard.
“What do you mean, Pik? You’re huge!”
Pikachu looked down to see he had grown exponentially.. was it some kind of magic?
He went at her with the full of his passion.
“Pik!” her voice sounded far off. “Pik!” she said again. “Stop humping that firewood. We can’t get it wet.”
To be continued!
Druid and Thief Conquer the World is a product of the union of Logan Grey and Mary Beecroft!