On our last adventure, Pikachu had given himself a nasty burn when he dove into the fire and dry humped a log!
“I think I’ll just go to bed now.” Pikachu slunk off to the nearest bedroom which wasn’t much bigger than a closet. He’d only been alone with his shame for a few minutes when he heard a soft knock.
“Can I come in?”
“I guess,” he said sullenly.
Selinde sat down on the bed beside him. “What did you think you were doing just then? You know you have some nasty burns now. I’ll see what I can do.” Selinde spoke a word in druidic and placed her hands on the crispiest part of Pikachu’s skin. The wounds knitted together before his eyes.
“Thank you, but you really shouldn’t have done that.”
“It’s no… big… deal…” Selinde fell forward and her head landed in Pikachu’s lap face down in his crotch.
“Ah!” He quickly grew a raging erection and gently rolled Selinde over to the side of the bed where she began to snore softly.
“I guess I should try and sleep.” Pickachu was exhausted but too aroused by the nearness of Selinde’s body to his. He almost jumped out of the bed when something touched the small of his back. He looked behind him to see Selinde slowly raising her knees to her chin and then kicking both her legs back down in one forceful motion. She did this many times in a row.
Having traveled with her for many years, he was well attuned to her bizarre sleeping habits. At least this time she wasn’t strutting around the room, clucking like a chicken. He wondered if it were a druid thing.
Pikachu moved himself to the front room and tried to fall asleep.
Before he drifted off, someone knocked on the door.
“Bugger off!” he called to them.
The knocking persisted.
“Oy! Don’t you know what time it is?”
The door crashed open and in walked an angry woman carrying a bag of scrolls.
The blood drained out of Pikachu when he got a look at her face.
“I- I…. Thought you were dead!” he stammered.
“Where’s Selinde?!” cried Galatea. “I won’t forgive her for what she did to me!”
To be continued!
Druid & Thief is a product of the union of Logan Grey and Mary Beecroft.